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7:57 pm December 12, 2007
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I just discovered this little gem while watching a little late night TV. While this one is not set to release in Japan until early '08, I think it has all the ear marks of being a true Cult Classic. There are Ninjas, Yakuza, Noodles, Amputations, BFG's, Chainsaws, and perhaps some hints of zombie on zombie action.
BE WARNED: This preview is EXTREMELY VIOLENT and is not intended for a younger audiance. The views and scenes found in this film do not reflect the values of the creators and owners of this website.
Now B-hold the wonder of "The Machine Girl" in all its technicolor glory.
http://cathodetan.blogspot.com/2007/12/machine-girl-trailer.html
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10:50 pm December 12, 2007
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That looks Awesome!!!
And I love the disclaimer Coop. And I must say many if not all of the values held by the creators of this website seem to be represented in one form or another in that preview….
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6:20 pm December 13, 2007
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Well of course they are. But no one else knows that. At least not until now (Oppps!). I juess I just blew our only chance to sound noble or something. Oh well, I guess you can't fight what's inside you.
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6:36 pm December 13, 2007
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[color=red]P.S. If any of you filthy bloggers think you can top this CRAPTASTIC gem of a movie, please post your selection and link to the preview under "Craptastic Movie Reviews" for the best B-movie of all time. All genres are welcome but the movie must be full of good cheese and have no redeeming social value whatsoever. And there will be no crying when I one up your pitiful entry with another award winner next month.
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9:20 am December 15, 2007
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtY_hnP3Uvk
I have heard your challenge and this link will top almost anything out there.
KNIGHTRIDERS, A George A Romero Production from 1981. Staring ED Harris.
I'm sure Mr. Harris wishes he never made this movie, God I wish he had never made it.
Check it out in all it's glory.
Let the games begin!
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9:52 pm December 17, 2007
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Sigh… if only there was a Bigfoot and Wildboy movie…. ;)
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8:54 am December 20, 2007
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9:13 am December 20, 2007
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykaRXNmsR5U&feature=related
I GIVE YOU THE BARBARIANS! watch it and weep.
The Paul brothers give a new meaning to craptastic
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9:18 am December 20, 2007
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KA42DDrjrUQ
All Hail DEATHSTALKER! Craptastic at it's finest, nudity, cheezy acting and fight scenes.
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2:52 pm December 21, 2007
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094077/trailers-screenplay-E12158-310
"Some of Mamma's Home Cook'n Adolf"
SURF NAZIS MUST DIE!
Behold the power of Cheezzze!
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2:57 pm December 21, 2007
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094077/trailers-screenplay-E12158-310
"Some of Mamma's Home Cook'n Adolf"
SURF NAZIS MUST DIE!
Behold the power of Cheezzze!
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4:02 pm December 21, 2007
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Apparently BigE is a huge fan of Craptastic Movies. I give him two great big ham fisted thumbs up. For the rest of you that have yet to add to our swiftly growing collection of cheese I can say only one thing, "What the hech are you doing?". Get out there on the net and start digging because I gotta a whole lot more Craptistic movies to shoot your way.
Long Live El Magnifico!
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3:38 pm December 25, 2007
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3:41 pm December 25, 2007
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3:45 pm December 25, 2007
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl5Fvk7WhcA&feature=related
For your viewing pleasure, take it to heart. NOT ALL MOVIES ARE CREATED EQUAL. EMBRACE THE B!
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8:05 am December 29, 2007
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It's the craziest thing, but I think I have seen most of the movies in Embrace the B!
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8:33 am December 31, 2007
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Just in time for the New Year I have another cenamatic gem for your veiwing pleasure. Welcome one and all to "BLACK SHEEP" An experiment in genetic engineering turns harmless sheep into blood-thirsty killers that terrorize a sprawling New Zealand farm.
Get ready for the Violence of the Lambs!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6059173431055904729&q=Black+Sheep&total=4313&start=0&num=10&so
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